Nov 24, 2009
If I had a one on one with:
God, I would ask him: Est ce que vous parlez francais monsieur?
My dead grand father, I would ask him : "Did u see what happened when you left?"
The moon, I would ask him: "What's so gr8 nd romantic abt u dude?"
The sydney guy, I would ask him "Seriously??!!! Get a life!"
A ghost, I would ask him "Holy shit how does it feel to be this transparent??"
The neigboor on top of us, I would ask him "Can u please try not to make those weird sounds while making love to ur boyfriend at 4am?"
Luck, I would ask him "Est ce que je suis transparente???"
The girl who stole my bag, I would tell her and not ask her "Espece de salope j'vais te crever les yeux!!!"
My computer, I would ask him "Will you marry me?"
My alter ego, I would ask him "Who do you think you are??"
Santa Clause, I would ask him "Is there any chance I might get a nice valuable gift this year?"