If I had a one on one with:

God, I would ask him: Est ce que vous parlez francais monsieur?

My dead grand father, I would ask him : "Did u see what happened when you left?"

The moon, I would ask him: "What's so gr8 nd romantic abt u dude?"

The sydney guy, I would ask him "Seriously??!!! Get a life!"

A ghost, I would ask him "Holy shit how does it feel to be this transparent??"

The neigboor on top of us, I would ask him "Can u please try not to make those weird sounds while making love to ur boyfriend at 4am?"

Luck, I would ask him "Est ce que je suis transparente???"

The girl who stole my bag, I would tell her and not ask her "Espece de salope j'vais te crever les yeux!!!"

My computer, I would ask him "Will you marry me?"

My alter ego, I would ask him "Who do you think you are??"

Santa Clause, I would ask him "Is there any chance I might get a nice valuable gift this year?"

...

"Dear Krys, below are your PSYCHOLOGY PERSONALITY test results:

You love the crowd... a party animal! Too many “friends”, you can’t easily tell which among them is real and not...

You hide your emotions... Sometimes pretending to be always happy. Sometimes, not giving even a hint of what you really feel.

You have so many ideas in mind... You’re creative and aggressive! If you want something, you’ll do anything to get it!

You’re a stubborn sweetheart... You “love” him/her only because he/she loves you. If his/her flame puts out, you let go with no trouble.

You’re undoubtedly good-natured! Most of the time, people are confident to approach you because they know you will consider them.

You love actions... with the hero-like taste! You focus on your strengths and use them to protect persons/things that are important to you"

Physique ou chimie?

C'est horriblement fatiguant de faire semblant qu'on est stupide...

Quelle calamite!!!

"Chaque homme a trois caractères : celui qu'il a, celui qu'il montre, et celui qu'il croit avoir" (ALPHONSE KARR)

Les cliches sont devenus des cliches pour la seule et unique raison... ILS ONT MARCHE!

Mais moi, je veux pas de cliches....

He's touching my heart...but not touching my mind... or wait wait is he touching my mind but not touching my heart??

DAMN IT!!

I dunno!!!

He's touching something.... :S

C'est pas facile de tenir en équilibre sur une corde à linge!!!!

Ca alors!!!

He thinks he knows me...

Yet he'll have to walk a 1000 miles in my shoes just to get a glimpse at what it's like to be me!

It's all about it...!

C'est le detail qui tue...

Et si nous vivions ds un monde magique ou l'on peut tout faire??

Quelqu'un pour m'accompagner?

Je demenage...

... de l'autre cote du monde!*

*I am not sure but I think I can see the light :S