Apr 16, 2007

Top signs telling you "You're doomed"

  • Putting mayo sauce instead of milk in your coffee.
  • Staring 20 min at your pc screen without blinking.
  • Stigma asking you “PMS krys??”.
  • Using shower gel to wash your hair instead of shampoo.
  • Taking a peek at your mobile and noticing 9 missed calls…"huh?? when did it ring??".
  • Confusing the tissue bad smells remover spray and your perfume bottle (yayyyyyyyks).
  • Writing on people’s wall on facebook (cause you can't do anything else).
  • Not even opening the bag of ka3k b7alib Sam got you.
  • Getting reminded twice que c’est les vacances:

1st one while you’re setting appointments for next week “ah bon vous venez la semaine prochaine?”….. “euh….évidemment”…. “ah bah c’est bien, mais y aura que moi et Isabelle et attention on ferme a 16h30 »….. « Hein ?? Pourquoi ? »…. « Mais c’est les vacances ! » …. «aaaaaaaaaah :S ».

2nd one while you’re running to get on time to your sports training “Vous allez où madame?”…. à mon cours de sport bonsang and I am late”…. “Madame on est fermé…c’est les vacances”…. «aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ».

  • Opening 3 diet coke on a row after the 1st sip….."stop wondering why!!! Because you forgot that already you opened one duh!!!".
  • Enjoying FRIENDS in french “Tchandlaaaaaaaiiiiiiiire et Rachaaaaaaiiiiiile”………. grrrrrrrr.
  • Having a wonderful sunset from the kitchen’s window and not grabbing your cam to shoot it and thinking "ouuuuf ...min elo jalad...hard task to go get the cam!!".
  • Writing and rewriting the certificate 3 times because you’re signing your friend’s name instead of yours…. (dephasage absolu).
  • Discussing with Marie-Helene for 10 minutes about the event of the last week then at the end ask her “…euh sorry mais de quelle journée vous parlez??”.

Now did I hear well?? "JOGGING???"....yeah right dream on.....

20 comments:

Tan said...

Kikiiiiii pas top shape en tk d'apres ce post, kes ki se passe?? at least t'as le soleil et non pas les tempetes de neige de montreal :P
Cheer Up Girl :D A+

Sam said...

ya krys j'ai remarqué ke t'as l'air fatiguée ce matin... mais pas à ce point là! t'as oublié de mettre le kebbé au frigo?

Sam said...

aussi... euh... le link ke t'as posté pour moi n'est pas valide!!

Anonymous said...

ca se passe avant jesus krys?

Khawwta said...

Krys.. ces symptomes on les appelait "maladies d’amour" :) maghroumé ya benet

Coco said...

Are you telling us that all what you listed in this post is abnormal behaviour? Iza heyk, I've been doomed for a very VERY long time.. Ya delleh ana! lol

Bass Friends bel Frenseweh? now this is really bad, w nshalla ma ykoun bel lahjeh el québécois en plus :)

Anonymous said...

how do you find the time to write all these silliness!

Krys said...

how did YOU find the time to read all my silliness!

Krys said...

tan>> kel soleil de bachibouzouk, il n'a pas fait cette chaleur en avril a paris depuis 1942!!!

sam>> ma journee n'avait pas encore commence kan on s'est vue :S


khawwta>> huh??? maghroume??? min ana?? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :))

coco>> when all of these happen in less than 24 hours....we're extremly doomed w nchalla bhayetik ma betdou2e cafe a la mayonaise hahahahaha :)


et puis Anonyme, le tout premier pas celui ki a le temps de laisser des "silly" commentaires>>
quelle ignorance!!!CECI EST L'HISTOIRE DE JESUS KRYS... ;)

Anonymous said...

rentre au lit

Krys said...

sors au balcon

_z. said...

tayyeb how about putting liquid soap (pousse-mousse genre) on your toothbrush... I did that more than once...

AND.

how about getting dressed, putting on your shoes, tying the laces, and leaving the apt. only to find out in the hallway that you have no pants on...
I did that too.

Krys said...

ur definitely dooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed hahahahahaha :)))
euh _z. were u wearing underpants with ur shoes walla no pants on as in N.A.K.E.D lol :D

Anonymous said...

c'est trop philosophique et tres complique a comprendre.

Krys said...

Ames debiles s'abstenir....

_z. said...

yeah yeah, I had boxers on...

the bell wasn't ringing :P

Mone said...

you know you r doomed when it s absolutely gorgeous outside (over 20 degrees here) and you r freaking watching TV or staring at computer screen :P

Krys said...

did u blink at least??? lol :)

Liliane said...

oufffff kil hol, ya benet re7te min bein idayna, di3anik, you were such a good girl.

Krys said...

t'inquieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeete...mon esprit va continuer a squatter ds le coin ;) and it's gonna hauuuuuuunt u all :))