Des jours comme ça....

.........watching The Simpsons, a bottle of Coca light and Brownies......that's the episode when Marge decides to become a police officer, and surprisingly you hear the phone ringing...."Damn I am in Leb, how come the ringing is the same as the one I have in Paris!!"........Still ringing..................That's when you wake up and realise you still in Paris and you're only dreaming cause no way you could be watching TV since it's been 3 months that you got the TV but haven't got the cable yet (so basically your TV is an ornament object in the room) and really the phone is ringing!

-Allo (with the french accent)
-Tu dors encore?
-Visiblement oui...Il est quelle heure?
-8h
-Quoi???????? Fi chi????
-Nop bas am calling you b4 you head to work.....
-Hellooooooooo, am not working anymore!!
-Yi c vrai, nsit!
-Eh oui, t'étais dans un autre monde quand je t'en ai parlé....il t'avait envoyé un texto et t'as presque perdu conscience et t'écoutais plus un seul mot de ce que je disais!
-Bala sa2alé!
-Mais non je suis serieuse, tu perds la tête à chaque fois qu'il te fait signe...majdoubé!!!
-Yeah yeah...on verra bien...
-On verra bien quoi??
-Le jour quand toi tu perdras ta tête..
-Hahahaha, qu'est ce que tu peux être naĩve parfois!!!!
-Teb, rira bien qui rira le dernier...
-Dis donc si c'est pour dire des conneries que tu m'appeles samedi matin à 8h, vaut mieux raccrocher!!
-Typically Krys
-Tu n'a qu'à te retirer si mon attitude ne te plais pas!!!
-Mais non je te tire ma révérence instead....Hommage à toi eternal bachelorette!
-Hidden skills de bon matin toi!!
-Nop, c'est l'inspiration
-Huh???
-Inspiration.....Love....Amour...."L'amour, l'amour, l'amour"....You know the song from the Hotel Costes Album
-Bla bla bla...Bicharafik spare me details.....don't start!!!! Ba3ed fi chi??
-Tu t'empresses d'aller où?
-Je retourne à mon rêve
-Hoooo, vu ton empressement on dirait que tu rêvais au prince charmant!!
-Pfffffffffffffffffffft...
-Hey call me when you wake up again, I have some bla bla bla to tell u
-Vu (avec une grimace cause I know it's gonna be the usual bla bla bla for hours)...a+
-ciao

And eventually I couldn't sleep anymore.......So I prepared my coffee, put on Phil Coulter's Cd and with a sigh opened the window to see this beautiful view.......After all she didn't ruin my saturday morning...........I could have missed that view had I slept for a later hour..............

The 47th pair....

Checklist

1. Good mood.........Checked
2. Positive thinking......Checked (*stop thinking tout court)
   
3. Positive attitude.....Checked
4. Bank account......Checked ( *call the parents)
5. Best parents....Checked
6. Good friends....Checked
7. Best friends.....Checked
8. Casual friends....Checked
9. Funny bloggers......Checked
10. Beautiful minds......Checked (*Fading away)
11. Best brother......Checked (*call him for the thing)
12. 10 Go music......Checked (*Get an external hard disk)
13. Iron deficiency....Checked ( *call the doctor)
14. Favourite perfume.....Checked (*Get the matching body lotion)
15. Internet......Checked
16. Coffee.....Checked
17. 0 Fat marshmallows........Checked
18. Converse.......Checked
    
19. 46 Pairs of shoes......Checked

So all my daily "must" ingredients are basically here, (eventhough some stuff need to get fixed) but got the feeling that something's missing......

What could it possibly be???

What to wear this morning?

Sexy Flexy????
...et tituber toute la journee, rechercher une chaise toutes les 15min pour se reposer et rentrer le soir avec un mal de dos, avaler 2 cachets de "Doliprane*" et ne plus resortir....




Or practical ????
....and just be comfortable all day long...



*Doliprane is the french Paracetamol

Un verre chez nous....

Yes? No?

He freaked.....He freaked not!
She's mad....She's not mad!
He's a liar....He's not a liar!
She let go....She doesn't let go!
He's bored.....He's not bored!
She understands....She understands not!
He's lost....He's not lost!
She's lost....She's not lost!
He speaks....He speaks not!
She listens....She listens not!
He wants her....He wants her not!
She cares.....She cares not!
He cares.....He cares not!

L'asile des fous...

Et Dieu créa la femme....Et Dieu créa l'homme aussi and he complicated my life , why? Well because for some reason I became the ultimate advisor of every girl I know...

Here's a quick debrief:
R1, deeply in love with him, after 3 months he confessed he's married, has a child and expecting another one.......nice!!

R2, left her boyfriend in paris, went to beyrut to see someone she met 3 years ago to find out he's not worth it, plus he got bitten by a dog during the holidays so basically she went for nothing......mmmm!!!

R3, took a break...and he got engaged to another one......wow!!!

J, not only he left to Dubai but also was cheating on her during 2 years with his ex......just great!!

G, broke up finally with the mysterious guy she was with for 5 years (obviously he was married cause she managed not to introduce him for 5 years) and finally she liked a normal guy then found out he's leaving for 3 years to the states....sigh...!

N, the worst, met him, fell in love, planned to get married after 2 months, drop her studies and have children...finally she woke up thank god, he was 20 years older et d'une "avarice rare".....l hamdella khlesna meno....!

C, the most complicated and odd relationships, fell for the married guy but fought her feeling (so far it's great), met another not only married and divorced man with one child but also from another religion (her parents would rather kill her), meanwhile the love of her life divorced and you would guess the rest I think, but this man is 16 years older, ok he's divorced but his elder child is 16 years old.......now she's torn between the two....freaking I know!!!

R, was going out with a plastic surgeon, left her for a bimbo....good for her, he was an idiot!!!

S, it's been 5 years that she's planning to break up and it's been 5 years that his ex is trying to convince her to marry him....in my opinion, both are not worth the trouble!!!

M (bulgarian), lives with her bulgarian bf, met G through meetic (lol :D) and loves the other G, married with a child......no comments!

B, unfortenately didn't have the time to catch up...(ouf thank god I was spared another story)

K..............

So now can you imagine my torture and I haven't told you about the guys, worse than girls' stories.

GIRLS I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY (other than you caused me a huge headache and what on earth is wrong with you and go read my post "CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE"!!!):

This is a toast to all of you beautiful ladies for 2007!
For the men who are fortunate enough to have you!
The losers who had you and lost you!
And the very lucky bastards who are still to meet you!

Beware first impressions!

Fortune cookie!

So I found in my mailbox today a fortune cookie...Don't know where it came from or who sent it but most importantly here's what it had inside of it
"Your dearest wish will come true"




Cool!!! Am going to drive a F1 car and eventually meet Michael Schumacher !!!

I hate....

• My ambition,
• My seek for perfection,
• My future plans,
• The fact that I am following my dreams,
• The autonomy I have in taking my decisions,
• The scholarship,
• The failure Lebanon is going through,
  
• The acceptance for the universities,
• The opportunities I am seizing,
• The freedom of my heart,
• The encouragement I got and I still get,
• The strength to keep walking,
  
• The plane I took today,

I hate all of the above bringing me back to Paris away from home………..

The wrong equation!

1. Everytime a relationship ends up with a failure....
2. Everytime I leave lebanon....
3. Whenever I have a fight with my best friends....
4. When I found out he's a big liar just defying his friend to break my iron wall....
5. Quand je pique une crise de colere....
6. When I realised that nothing is going well between them and for 24 years it was a fake play....
7. When my car slided and I almost died....
8. When I was broke and decided to deal with it on my own....
9. When my two best friend's dads died....
10. When he proposed to me....

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If in all these cases I haven't cried then why on earth I feel the urge to cry this afternoon???

Crying equals weakness but weakness doesn't equal Krys!!!

2007 Resolutions.

1. Study less.........? sure and graduate in 2011 instead of 2009!
2. Work less..........? sure but no more Gucci shoes or Armani watches!
3. Less addiction to internet.......? yeah right, and how do I breathe!
4. Less shopping..........? what??????
5. Less coffee............? aha and ironically on the 1st I'll need at least 2 cups to wake up properly after the new year's eve so basically 2007 will start with coffee!
6. Learning to cook.........? why do I need it as long as we have chinese fast food, Mc Donald's Milkshake, 0 fat marshmallows and my good friend "the chef Gus" !
7. Sell your brain on eBay.....? that's a good idea...nowadays it's being a burden and it's frightening some people!
8. The heart??...........? mmm gotta figure out a way to deal with it...did I say way? pffffft I meant time????? and what for...???
9. Giving second chances..........? for friends and family perhaps but men........naaaaah !!!

And bla bla bla bla..............do we really need this date to set our resolutions???

Happy New Year everyone........

Via Tiziouzou....

Via Srilanka....?
Via India.....?
Via Honolulu...?
Via Tibet....?
Via Tiziouzou...?
Anything but GOD DAMN IT find me a place on a plane before 10pm, I am about to crash down!!!

Ok so now it's 9 in the morning, still at Malpenza Airport, the passenger attendant threatened me of getting security if I don't step back and stop yelling at her!!!!

Stupid terminal....

Going straight forward to the subject : I am stuck in Milano airport for 24 hours!!!
Ok so here's the story: the plane is overbooked ....what the hell, my ticket was booked 2 months ago and confirmed twice, I don't understand I am going on this plane....yeah as if someone is listening, I screamed, I yelled I was even about to cry (that's a premiere!) but nobody seems to care.

Jesus Christ, I can't leave the airport cause I have a temporary "carte de sejour" valid only in France and imagine me sitting for 24 hours, (the 1st available flight), in the airport where everything is closed, there's not even a coffee machine!
So right now it's 3:25 past midnight, am exhausted and can't blink an eye cause I am afraid to get robbed (since my mom has been robbed twice in here and her friend 3 times, beleive it or not!)

No coffee....that's enough to make me tensed....
I smoked 2 cigarettes...why? No idea.

It's 3:27, I should have been at beirouth airport by now hugging my parents, and creating a mess at home with all the gifts that I managed somehow with my overloaded schedule to get.

Stupid Alitalia......... al overbooked plane, chi ma byetsada2, and I confirmed twice !!!!
Stupid passenger assistant......... she made me a reservation at 10pm tomorrow and closed the desk so I have to wait till 6 in the morning to try to find a way to get 2 beyrouth via anyhting possible!
Stupid Malpenza airport.........no coffee machine, no water, no candies, nothing!
Stupid Alitalia head office........ confirmation done twice to finally come out with no place at the plane!
Stupid french passenger assistant......."ne vous inquietez pas madame, je vous ai enregistree pour le vol Milan Beyrouth, ms vous prenez votre boarding pass a Milan"....... I just wish I could go back & hit him (yeah yeah you read well HIT HIM)
Stupid world..........
Stupid everything.......

I just wanna go home, only 6 hours have passed, there's 18 left and I am already tired, head aching, eyes blurry............I NEED TO RELEASE SOME ANGER...........
thank god there's WiFi connection and I have my laptop with me otherwise I would probably have a brain strike!

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Fear?..... Fear of what!
Stress?... That's not new!
Anxious?... Never been there!
Love?... Yeah don't make me laugh!
Excitement?... Bof!
Anger?... So not me!
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Then what is it?
Somebody explain this weird feeling to me!

I have no excuse...

...for not having the time to send you an email to congratulate you on your wedding eventhough I was planning to call you the day before but I guess time just slips away!

Congratulations.....Best of luck, love and happiness...you deserve it.
Good luck for your exams, I know you can do it :)

Hope to see you soon w 3a2bel l bambino... :D

Duh Moment!!!

When you push someone to the edge..... do expect him to jump, duh!

If you don't catch "The butterfly"..... your loss...there's always someone after it, we're talking about a butterfly, duh!

Life is about seizing opportunities, miss it once and it's over...chance is a one time shot, duh!

...ok so these are all the Duh of this moment....to be continued...

Jnoun

Working 2 days a week, training 3 times a week in 3 hospitals, taking courses 2 days a week in 2 universities... everybody called it "JNOUN",

Paying 200 euros for silver GUCCI shoes, I call it "Krys JNOUN",

Skipping courses & training days to go to Leb for the holidays, this is "Worth it JNOUN",

Getting the new fushia nano iPod, I call it "distinguished JNOUN",

But going for "Krysmas" shopping on a sunday afternoon in Paris...Damn!...that's "SUPER DUPER JNOUN".

Respire......Expire.......Respire....Expire.....

Breathe in.........Breathe out.......Breathe in.......Breathe out
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Tam tam tam tarararaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
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Doooooooooooooooon't worry..............Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee Happy!

The perfect fairy tale.

Once upon a time, a guy deeply in love with a girl asked her the question "will you marry me?"
She said "no" and they both lived happily ever after....